King of Lists

1. I'm still tired after this afternoon's session with the delivery guy.
2. You didn't help with the housework, this is your punishment.
3. My lawyer is currently drafting the papers.
4. I don't find you all that attractive anymore.
5. Not tonight, I have a headache.
6. I already slept with your brother and your just as bad
7. I don't feel like preteding to have an orgy
8. Take a cold shower
9. You forgot our Anniversary again
10. You make me nauseous each and everytime you touch me.
11. Your smell is giving me a headache.
12. I'm constipated
13. I'm still a little raw after that Hockey team
14. I've gotten enough from my lover to compensate for your inadequacy.
15. Instead, let's cuddle and watch a movie about two large intestines in love.
16. Just go in the bathroom and spank it
17. She already did it with the mail man today
18. The mail man was great
19. The Milkman gave me the Bottle today
20. You will never see me naked again