King of Lists

1. Drag Queen Ken (Comes with three, count 'em, three, of Barbie's dresses.)
2. Bulemic Barbie (Feed her, then make her throw it back up!)
3. Burqua Barbie (Complete with black dress and veil that hides all but her eyes)
4. Divorce Barbie (includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's crap)
5. Hippie Chick Barbie (with bell bottoms, protest sign and controlled substances
6. Rehab Barbie (comes with pal Lindsay)
7. Chain Smoker Barbie (complete tiny cigarette butts and lung x-rays)
8. Crack-Whore Barbie (comes with fun paint-on bruising kit).
9. Hooker Barbie (complete with pimp Ken)
10. Manic Depressive Barbie (with a set of Oriental throwing knives)
11. Lactating Barbie (complete with milk stains on Barbie's shirt and crying baby)
12. Trailer Park Barbie
13. Anatomically Correct Barbie
14. Bladder Control Barbie (comes with a free box of Depends undergarments)
15. Emo barbie (includes 3, yes 3, micro razor blades, and a MCR cd)
16. Goth Girl Barbie with black hair and lipstick, dog collar & 20-hole Doc Martens
17. Large intestine Barbie
18. Slut barbie
19. Amputee Barbie
20. Paris Hilton Barbie (includes easy to remove clothes and video camera)