King of Lists

1. He doesn't; instead he declares darkness the industry standard.
2. Buys the company and orders the Board of Directors to change it
3. He first asks for the light bulb's registration number.
4. He holds onto the light bulb and lets the world revolve beneath him.
5. His first change would be a proprietary base incompatible with standard fixture
6. Insists that if one wants light one need only open windows.
7. He doesn't, he gives the old one a new color and calls it "Light Bulb XP"
8. Makes bulb without filament, bulb with filament called "bulb plus!"
9. Steals new bulb, pays cops $10,000 to look the other way.
10. (while rocking) That bulb Works! Don't you dare tell me it doesn't!