King of Lists

1. The Flying Window logo
2. A bloody penguin
3. "640kb" on his penis, because in his mind, it ought to be enough for anyone
4. Clippit (the Microsoft Office paperclip)
5. "Billion$" spelled accross his fingers so you see it when he shows his fists.
6. Blue Screen of Death
7. Byte me.
8. Calvin (of "Calvin & Hobbes") peeing on the Macintosh logo
9. The face of Rich Uncle Penny Bags (from monopoly)
10. Born To Monopolize
11. A Human Head with a boot crushing it
12. Lips on his butt
13. "Monopoly or Bust"
14. All your base are belong to us
15. Nerds Rule!!
16. Super Mario bleeding to death, with "Die Nintendo Die" written around him
17. MS Dos forever
18. 100011101100100101001
19. Gothic-lettered "Bug Life", across abdomen
20. A heart with mom written inside it
21. FTC logo with a knife through it
22. Heart with "Born to Own It All" inscription
23. -$-
24. Don't use Linux!!!
25. 666
26. Digital Bling Bling King with a Microsoft window thing under it
27. Instead of "Mom", it says "Parental Unit"
28. I am so rich!!! HAHAHA!! (on his forehead)
29. "My income exceeds my ego by mere bytes."
30. A dos prompt, C:>
31. Die IBM die!!! (across his chest)
32. Bar codes & Serial Numbers