King of Lists

1. Get a job, Linux hippie.
2. But how can i own your soul if you don't have a computer?
3. Before I give you food, you'll have to upgrade to IE 6.0
4. You will code for food eh? (evil manical laugh).
5. Steve? Steve Jobs, is that you?
6. I lost $11 Billion last year, I can't spare a dime!
7. If no doors open for you, look for Windows
8. My new tablet pc would be great for a "will work for food" sign
9. "So... You make UNDER $18,000,000 annually? How?"
10. Sure you can have some change... Can ya break a $1000?
11. Not enough money to buy bread? Then why not just eat cake?
12. I made the X-Box and I won't stop. I'll see you in 4 years!
13. I pay $1000 per Apple and Linux delvoper and penguin killed.
14. Here's a free license for Windows XP Professional
15. Well, wouldn't YOU like to borrow some money?
16. Buy a home, put a computer in it, and install my software... You bum!
17. I bet you're sorry you worked for Apple, huh?
18. "Smooth move, Hammer!"
19. How much would it cost to add you to my collection of human souls?
20. Mua ha ha ha ha
21. "No, Mr. Jackson, not until you release a GOOD album!"
22. If only you temps hadn't have sued you wouldn't be laid off after a year
23. I'll 20 bucks for your soul.
24. Sorry buddy, all my pocket change is in 1000$ bills.
25. "you shouldn't have had that family, Ted, or you'd be a VP now."