King of Lists

1. 2005 Version of the game Risk
2. Cowboy Dress-Up set
3. Pretzels
4. The missing Ohio ballots
5. Economics For Dummies book
6. Hooked On Phonics gift set.
7. Coal
8. Notification that his job has been outsourced to Bombay
9. His contract with the devil
10. The brain he misplaced twenty years ago.
11. Spongebob Squarepants Season One DVD set
12. Weapons of mass destuction.
13. Lint
14. "Spelling and Vocabulary for Dummies"
15. human souls, in case hes hungry
16. A bag of sh!t
17. His balls... hopefully.
18. My large intestine
19. A lump of coal
20. Donald Rumfeild's letter of resignation