King of Lists

1. Grizzled old man who says "You chose...poorly" at everyone who picks up an item
2. Delicately placed bags of sand replacing stolen items
3. Whips! Whips! Whips!
4. Rejection letters from various Life Insurance Companies
5. Big box of maps on which 'X' didn't actually mark the spot
6. Gigantic rolling boulder repellent
7. Hats. Lots and Lots of Hats.
8. A rack of leather jackets riddled with bullet holes and arm pit stains
9. A sign over the door "The penitant man shall pass"
10. Plundered relics - 50 cents each - or 3 for a dollar
11. Snake Repellent
12. The stuff Marion left after he booted her alcoholic butt out of his apartment
13. Atemple of doom
14. Nazi Lapel Pin
15. Stuffed Monkey: forever captured in timeless mid 'sig heil'
16. A black book with all the names crossed out.
17. French Maid outfit (complete with "kinky whip")
18. Dogbowl engraved with Indiana on the side of it
19. 3 Pigmies for a dollar.
20. A distinct lack of anything snake-like
21. Holy grail
22. Harrison Ford's career
23. Really old indian food leftovers in a clay pot.
24. Tom Clancy Novels
25. A cigarette lighter shaped like a revolver with vibrating handle
26. Autographed copy of Mein Kampf
27. Nothing. Everythings in museums (has no one watched them movies?)